I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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