that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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