I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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