I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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