I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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