youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The power of my boobs compel you
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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