Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
