Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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