I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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