i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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