I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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