I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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