Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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