I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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