Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Barsexuality is the new black.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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