we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
my poor anus
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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