I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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