Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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