i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize