He is an equal opportunity slut.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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