So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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