her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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