it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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