scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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