ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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