And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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