none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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