There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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