i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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