Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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