it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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