moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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