On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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