Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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