Acid is not a monday night drug
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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