I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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