She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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