big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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