you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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