oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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