Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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