Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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