Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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