I must be too annoying 4 u.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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