Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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