i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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