I CAN MOONWALK!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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