You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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