i just wanna soil my oats bro
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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