I only kidnapped one of them. chill
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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