If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
well you can't waste a boner
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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