Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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